Ladies and gentlemen; Kinect porn. It exists.
From a piece titled “Love is All”, which is free to watch on YouTube, in glorious HD. Go watch it!
(…Simultaneously the wierdest and most vanilla thing I have ever posted on this blog)
(you should all go follow my other blog, TooDeviant, where I post many ‘tastic gifs I make from other people’s content, so I don’t have to keep reblogging my stuff from there…)
"are we still free to add you on skype?"
Yup! Please do. My username there is the same as here.
Sitting in http://tinychat.com/tumblites right now with these shady perverts, comparing auto-erotic facefisting technique. Come hang out, guys?
Apparently there is a bunch of you over the past couple of days. That’s pretty cool. Hi.
I’ve been here a little while now. You might want to check out the archive or the INSANE GIF MOSAIC MADNESS VIEW to get acquainted with some of my older work. Because frankly, the stuff I was posting over a year ago never got quite enough love (sniff).
Also: HI. HI THERE. SUPS? HEY.
Oh. And sorry, my theme was quite broken earlier. Actually totally not my fault! Somebody moved some files around, and I had to rehost by CSS. You don’t need to understand what that means, but you do need to know that the ugly unthemed shit you saw earlier was an aberration, and all should be cohesive and fixeded now.
I’ll confess I’ve no shortage of ideas about what I would do with supercute Oakland slavegirl / skater chick Alani Pi, but I’m not quite cray enough to have dreamed up this shenanigans. I’m glad, though, that these guys did.
Here’s a video of her longboarding around the park and then getting “abducted” by one of those creepy sadist types. Lots of horrid things are done to her that she pretends to dislike quite effectively.
More of the gifs I’ve been making for TooDeviant. If you aren’t following me there yet, you should be!
This may be a long shot, but… Who among my followers has Civilization 5, and fancies a game? Go ahead and follow the steam link and add me even if you’re not able to play right now though, because I definitely need more Civ buddies!
Here I am looking about as servicey as I ever have, lending a friend a hand over on TUF.
Nothing really compares to foot worship from a trained professional.
(Me and Cherry, circa 2006/2007)
"So, I LOVE your blog, and I love your relationships. Feel free to say "I already talked about this," or "that's too personal, I'm definitively NOT talking about this" but I have a few questions if you don't mind. Have you ever married a submissive? If not, would you?"
Don’t worry, I enjoy questions. They make me feel speshul. :3
(I should really get around to making that FAQ though, because I do keep answering the same ones over and over again)
I was never too enamoured with the concept of marriage, and neither was Cherry - but when you want to stay in a relationship with someone of another nationality, eventually it becomes necessary. After years of visa wrangling we flew to the states in 2008, and got hitched shortly afterwards. We divorced some time after we had actually split up, towards the end of 2012.
And don’t worry, if you could see the amount of unananswered questions in my inbox you’d know that I don’t feel too obliged to answer anything I can’t be bothered to. ;-)
Malfunctioning display at SFO BART station.
http://tinychat.com/itshappening is the place, come chat and get edumacated in style.